Ahh, Kuma is taking is signature long long dumps. It is the perfect time to scheme! Kuma think I’m a silly kitty who steals his IG, throne, and human once in awhile. But I’m a kitty with much bigger ambitions! I will permanently dethrone him, and claim the human as my own.
First I must get stronger. These are mommy’s very impressive 2 lb dumbbells. Pushing against it wills surely get me the strength I need to take down Kuma.
Next start with attacking small objects. Snowflake A, that’s Kuma stealing my food. Pow! Snowflake B, that’s Kuma occupying precious human cuddle times! Hah!
And then move on to something more Kuma sized. Okay. Too soon. I’m not ready for this.
I guess for now I’ll settle for the tactic of pretending to like Kuma and snuggling up.
Sighhh all the scheming and plotting is making me tirrreed. Good night dear readers.
~Hana, oblivious that she just divulged all her plans on Kuma’s blog for him to read later.