Game of Thrones ~ Kuma Edition

I have a throne. It is a lovely throne. It is quiet. The temperature is always just right. Most importantly, it is the perfect spot to look down and judge the human and my other minions. It is also where I muse about life and come up with the blog posts.

What is the meaning of life?

Then one day, BAM.

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Hanabi I hope you know this is war. Buahaha take that. I will claim what has always been rightfully mine!

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That’s right. Now scram!

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And don’t even think about coming back.

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The human decides that it’s not very “nice” of me to claim the throne back, and yells at me. Hana, emboldened by the misguided human, went back on my throne when I wasn’t looking.

Now she’s taunting me and my inferior spot.

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This must truly be hell.

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Lori’s note:

My cats, like most cats, are creepers. They HAVE to be in the bathroom and watch my every move while I shower. I have up and put some old towels and cushions on my mostly empty rack so they can get comfy while being creepers. I started noticing this strange power struggle they have going on there fighting for the top spot. Whoever ends up in the lower tier always look super miserable.

Hanabi Observation Diary #2 ~ the copycat

Hanabi has been vexing me. It has become almost unbearable.

Recently, she has made it her job to constantly invade my bubble.

The great Kuma was there first! hmph.

The great Kuma was there first! hmph.

The human, ugh, the biased biased human is always on her side. Because of that, lowly Hanabi is no longer scared of me. I hisses at her. She barely moves a foot away.

Hanabi not scared of my hiss.

Hanabi not scared of my hiss.

Worse. She now copies my movement to mock me.

Wait is she copying me?

Wait is she copying me?

She is definitely copying me.

She is definitely copying me.

No matter. Kuma the magnificent has more important things to worry about.

No matter. Kuma the magnificent has more important things to worry about.

Whatever. But no, seriously. Stop it Hana!

Whatever. But no, seriously. Stop it Hana!

Seriously, Hanabi?? Grrr... rr..zzz... wetfood.. mm...zzzz

Seriously, Hanabi?? Grrr… rr..zzz… wetfood.. mm…zzzz

Is there an end to my sufferings?


Lori’s note:

Yes yes, Kuma hurt his back. I’m not sure how it happened. But no worries, it’s healed now. Post about Kuma’s cone of shame coming soon!

Hanabi Observation Diary #1

Sometime after moving in, the silly human somehow decided that I was getting “lonely”, that I’m “bored” when she’s not home.

Sure I’m uneasy when the human disappears for hours at a time. As a servant, shouldn’t it be her duty to wait on me 24/7? Great Kuma is very forgiving however. I let her know she has neglected her duty, and will allow her to make up time lost. No, you may not sleep yet, you will play with me until I’m tired.

Somehow that’s a problem.

The silly human’s solution is to get another cat, little Hanabi, to join this household. Ugh.

Hanabi sucking up to the human, ugh.

Hanabi sucking up to the human, ugh.

Hanabi, to put kindly, is a strange cat. No, really, she’s a disgrace of a cat. She is an ingratiating little %$&@%(&

Look at her! Showing her belly shamelessly. She runs to the human at her call, ugh!

Showing her belly. Ew.

Showing her belly. Ew.

She is, however, satisfactory as a sparring partner and belly warmer. I will tolerate her existence… for now.

Her one redeeming quality -- warmth.

Her one redeeming quality — warmth.

-Kuma


Lori’s note:

When Kuma’s not fully tired out by the time I went to bed, he WILL wake me up at 5 AM or earlier.

Having Hanabi around certainly helped. Though initially they hated each other, now they play with each other frequently.

Kuma and Hanabi have completely different personalities, it’s almost like having both a cat and a dog in the house. OH! They do both fetch though :3, that’s for a later post.

Lori: OMGAH look at that face <3

Lori: OMGAH look at that face <3