Don Kuma Cat Pickup Lines Part 2

Dear Readers,

Today we’re continuing with my awesome pickup lines Part 2. Now these are advanced versions of my awesome pickup lines. I should warn you these are not appropriate for everyone in every situation. Let’s get started!

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Does she seem like she has a dark sense of humor? This is the perfect intersection of clever and inappropriate!

Disclaimer: The following may be construed as sexual harassment if you’re not good looking.

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Sometimes being direct is the best way to go!

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Next time when you see that special someone who catches your interest, take a deep breath, and remember the great Kuma’s teachings. You’re welcome!

~Kuma

Don Kuma Cat Pickup Lines Part 1

Dear readers,

Hello this is Kuma. As the winter progresses, I feel the need to get back on track with #ProjectKumaDates… Over the past couple of months, I have been coming up with funny, clever pickup lines that will sure impress any lady out there! I have been sporadically sharing them on instagram. Now you can find them all in one place! I don’t particularly need them as my good looks speak for themselves, so this one is for all you less fortunate suckers out there. I’m so generous.

Let’s start with beginners level, cute pickup lines…

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Ahh you see what I did there? Bait them in with the first one, then BAM go for the kill with the second one. You’re welcome.

You want to convince her that she’s your special snowflake

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Females love feeling special. So make her feel special.

Make clever analogies, kitties love clever analogies

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See how cute the analogies are? You are sure the make an impression with your wit!

It seems like I’ve come up with more clever pickup lines than one post can hold! Stay tuned for part 2 tomorrow. Now go practice.

~Don Kuma, ladies man, pleased with himself

 

Kuma’s Quest for Love Part 1

With cooler weather fast approaching, I’m very alarmed that the human has yet to pull out my heated cat throne. I must take it upon myself to seek a suitable cuddle buddy to get through the colder months. NO. Not the human. I’m thinking more of a… lovely lady companion. I am a firm believer in my own charms and dashing good looks, I should have no trouble recruiting a good looking lady friend. All I need is a perfect dating profile pic, some great pick up lines, and wait for my conquests to fall on my lap. Good thing I’ve been plotting all year long for this moment. So today we will proceed with step 1: Picking a suitable dating profile picture. We can go with a pretty standard, good looking head shot like this:


Or perhaps with a bit more seductive? Does a “hey darling, I CHOOSE YOU to come hither’ look work?”

Or this picture? I believe this just screams: CUDDLES


Hmm… I don’t want to come across as a pushover though. I need this picture too to show my feist. Pow pow!

I look dashing in a scarf. So what are you waiting for ladies? Come get cozy with don Kuma.


~Kuma, looking for love


 

Lori’s note:
Kuma can’t see the perfect candidate is right in front of him 😉