With cooler weather fast approaching, I’m very alarmed that the human has yet to pull out my heated cat throne. I must take it upon myself to seek a suitable cuddle buddy to get through the colder months. NO. Not the human. I’m thinking more of a… lovely lady companion. I am a firm believer in my own charms and dashing good looks, I should have no trouble recruiting a good looking lady friend. All I need is a perfect dating profile pic, some great pick up lines, and wait for my conquests to fall on my lap. Good thing I’ve been plotting all year long for this moment. So today we will proceed with step 1: Picking a suitable dating profile picture. We can go with a pretty standard, good looking head shot like this:
Or perhaps with a bit more seductive? Does a “hey darling, I CHOOSE YOU to come hither’ look work?”
Or this picture? I believe this just screams: CUDDLES
Hmm… I don’t want to come across as a pushover though. I need this picture too to show my feist. Pow pow!
I look dashing in a scarf. So what are you waiting for ladies? Come get cozy with don Kuma.
~Kuma, looking for love
Kuma can’t see the perfect candidate is right in front of him 😉