Don Kuma Cat Pickup Lines Part 1

Dear readers,

Hello this is Kuma. As the winter progresses, I feel the need to get back on track with #ProjectKumaDates… Over the past couple of months, I have been coming up with funny, clever pickup lines that will sure impress any lady out there! I have been sporadically sharing them on instagram. Now you can find them all in one place! I don’t particularly need them as my good looks speak for themselves, so this one is for all you less fortunate suckers out there. I’m so generous.

Let’s start with beginners level, cute pickup lines…

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Ahh you see what I did there? Bait them in with the first one, then BAM go for the kill with the second one. You’re welcome.

You want to convince her that she’s your special snowflake

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Females love feeling special. So make her feel special.

Make clever analogies, kitties love clever analogies

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See how cute the analogies are? You are sure the make an impression with your wit!

It seems like I’ve come up with more clever pickup lines than one post can hold! Stay tuned for part 2 tomorrow. Now go practice.

~Don Kuma, ladies man, pleased with himself

 

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