It frustrates me deeply that I have enough incriminating photos to even write a part 2 to the cuddles non grata series. I may even have enough for a part 3! Kuma is not pleased.
This human appeared out of nowhere. In the beginning, he respected my personal space, but the situation soon spiralled out of control…
It all started with an innocent photobomb
Just me and my majestic self, nothing to see. I am so much more handsome this doesn’t bother me one bit.
Then silly photobomb shenanigans escalated…
Look at me. Sometimes I just look in the mirror and ask myself “how can I be this pretty?” Wouldn’t you agree? Hey! Eyes back on me! Yes yes, the shirt is off, no one cares. Go away.
Then… The cuddles began
Dear diary, I can no longer pretend that the pesky, self-absorbed, photobombing human doesn’t exist anymore. I fear my humans are too stupid to understand the concept of personal space.
The cuddles quickly got out of hand.
Human. I am not a prop for your desperate attempts at gathering attention from the ladies. Unhand me now.
Is there no end to my suffering?
Send help please,