Hello readers, it’s Kuma this week. I read Hana’s funny funny post last week. I will deal with her insubordination in due time. Today is all about me though.
The human told the story of Narcissus, a Greek god who fell in love with his own beautiful reflection. I believe this “Narcissus” guy must be my mythological soulmate (minus the drowning himself part, I’m smarter than that). I too, get caught off guard at my own beauty all the time.
I believe I constantly get away with mischief due to my perfectly devilishly handsome face. How can anyone resist a face like this?
I have 99 problems but a pretty face ain’t one. Human, you may need makeup, but the great Kuma is going au naturale.
On great hair days like this, I just don’t know what to do with myself. Perfect face, perfect fluff. The human just can’t help herself but offer up more tuna.
I think that as a society, we are too consumed by media and don’t notice the beauty of the world around us. Beauty like me. Really, human, why do you need this shiny TV when you can just look at me and pet me and feed me and indulge me?
Mirror mirror on the wall, I know I’m the fairest of them all. That is all.
~Kuma, a bit self-absorbed